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Don't Go Near the Park

Dir. Lawrence D. Foldes·1981·1h 23m

In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is discovered by an investigative reporter and a young runaway child and this leads to an unexplained and terrifying confrontation

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Lawrence D. Foldes

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1h 23m
Cross-source blend ~41/100

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United States of America

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4.1/10

30 votes

Rating consensus

41/100 blend

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Cooler blended reception — weighted ~41/100 across 1 rating source. The listed meters mostly agree.

Cast

Aldo Ray

Taft

Meeno Peluce

Nick

Tammy Taylor

Bondi

Barbara Bain

Patty / Tra / Griffith's Wife / Petranella

Robert Gribbin

Mark / Gar

Linnea Quigley

Bondi's Mother

Chris Riley

Cowboy

Lara Morann

Bondi at 8 Years

Earl Statler

Griffith

Cambra Foldes

Patty's Victim

K.L. Garber

Nick's Mother

David Ariniello

Boy Fishing

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