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Mean Machine

Dir. Barry Skolnick·2001·1h 39m

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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Mean Machine (2001)

Barry Skolnick

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1h 39m
Cross-source blend ~63/100

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United Kingdom

Ratings

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6.3/10

624 votes

Rating consensus

63/100 blend

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Moderate-to-positive blended read — weighted ~63/100 across 1 rating source. The listed meters mostly agree.

Cast

Vinnie Jones

Danny Meehan

David Kelly

Doc

David Hemmings

Governor

Ralph Brown

Burton

Vas Blackwood

Massive

Robbie Gee

Trojan

Geoff Bell

Ratchett

John Forgeham

Sykes

Sally Phillips

Tracey

Danny Dyer

Billy the Limpet

Jason Flemyng

Bob Likely

Jason Statham

Monk

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