Mean Machine
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
At a glance
Countries
United Kingdom
Ratings
TMDB users
6.3/10
624 votes
Rating consensus
63/100 blend
Sources: TMDB
Moderate-to-positive blended read — weighted ~63/100 across 1 rating source. The listed meters mostly agree.
Cast
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
David Kelly
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Vas Blackwood
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Geoff Bell
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Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Jason Statham
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Mean Machine (2001)
Barry Skolnick
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